Tabitha (Facebook post)

Happy Birthday, Timothy!

May you have silky skies and classy clouds.

May you never forget to smile that smile you smile. Oh, that smile.

May your life be painless,

your heart break less,

your wallet shrink less,

and your horizon endless.

I love you to Mars and back!

Happy Birthday, my Timothy!

 

Arnold (inner monologue)

Oh, wow! I didn’t know today was Timothy’s birthday. That’s nice… Bambi Tabitha is so expressive in her love for Timo. How long have they been together, now? 6 months? Or 5? Doesn’t matter. Hahahaa! Mbu “Wallet shrink less…” I should take a screenshot this post and disturb him in his inbox!

 

Bruce (inner monologue)

Oh, wow! This is really beautiful! Bambi Tabitha is so expressive in her love for me… This is so exciting! Who knew? A lowly me? With a beauty like her? “I love you to Mars and back!” I love you, too, Tabitha! I should take a screenshot of this post and put it on my Whatsapp status… Oh, how she loves me!

 

Charlie (inner monologue)

Oh, wow! I didn’t know today was Timothy’s birthday. That’s… interesting. So now, Tabitha is over the moon in her love for Timo? Huh. How long have they been together, now? 4 months? Or 3? Mbu “Wallet shrink less…” She’s only with him for the money, of course. I should take a screenshot this post and keep it for when she breaks up with him. I know she will… It’s just a matter of time.

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