Fiery tales 1


Do you believe in fairy tales?
Coz I can tell a tale in fair detail
About tha bird that lost its tail
Fare thee whale
Like Orca. Like Sperm.
That’s Olga. That’s Pam.
Those are the names of my exes, see
I was high on ecstasy
Skipped the (Y?) and X’d the Z’s

Didn’t need beauty sleep
Coz sleeping beauty was in my bed
I meant head.
I meant heart.
Roses are red
but Thorns are a part
two like a sequel
But pricks in the prequel
Punch holes in people
So the new role’s cast is hired
While we B-roll flat tyred


if Zacchaeus’s shortcomings
in chasing change
didn’t shortchange
his chase of he that
covers our shortfalls
like when thirsty souls fall
from trees they climbed
To seize a glimpse of glory,
we imps of folly
To catch a piece of peace,
release from our leash

Then I, too, can dine two
Or more
With the guy who
Cleans whiter than OMO



Wrote this one for Nevender because I lowkey look up to him.

SoShow #1



are you on social media?

Nah, so show me, dear.


Well, it’s really easy

this orange dot

means he’s busy

You can chat

when it turns green

but watch out, babe

tweeps can be mean.


Who is Tweeps

and who hurt his feelings?

Tweeps are all different

like a burrito’s fillings.



I dunno if Twirra is hella dry

but some tweeps are always thristy

I think their lips are even cracked

coz mans talk broken english


oh, and stock on ’em memes ish!


Are memes the funny pictures?

Yes! Screenshots are also in vogue

You’ll laugh till you’re dead

I’ll @ you in the morgue


like I was toe tagging 😀


So, I hear Twitter is where

you people leak nudes

are there some of

hot guys or buff dudes?

You might search and not find any

and never finish like Babel tower

but the alternatives are quite many

there’s even a Bible Hour!






I guess it’ll all depend

on who you listen to, coz everyone talks

In life, time is how we spend

watch who you give your tics and tocs